There are cities that are termed 'melting pots of culture'. There is this city which seems to have taken that phrase too literally with a special emphasis on the 'melting' part. Delhi seems to be concentrating on melting anyone who has haplessly strayed into its precincts. So, if someone talks of a river of people in Delhi, you cannot be sure whether he is talking only figuratively or whether he actually means that what is now a river was once a crowd of people melted down.
That reminded me of a friend of mine who used to say, "Summers in Delhi are very romantic. Full of melting moments." In all my near eighteen years in Delhi I never found Romance, however. It is, may be, because I was too busy melting all by myself to melt in anyone else's company. Now, though, people melt away the moment I hove to on the horizon. (Maybe they did even then - but, as I said, I was too busy melting to notice)
As I sit here contemplating another day of venturing into the cauldron, my only consolation is that my trip to the Himalayas will help re-freeze me into some humanoid shape. As it is, people say that I look like some child had put me together from lumps of snow - a sort of animated Snowman, abominable or otherwise - and this repeated melting and re-freezing is certainly not helping the cause of converting me into every Pretty Young Thing's dream man (Hey! I read fantasy, so you cannot stop me indulging in the wildest of fantasies!)
Once more into the furnace my friends. I have nothing to lose but my moisture, having lost everything else.
're-freeze into some humanoid shape'.... hehe only you can write this Suresh!!..
ReplyDeleteLoved reading it :)
Thanks Naba! You see, I do look at myself in the mirror :)
DeleteThat was a very melty-cious post, Suresh. I was laughing so badly...Hope you cool down soon..:) Have a great trip.
ReplyDeleteI certainly hope I cool down too in the mountains. Thanks FIF.
DeleteChernnai, off late has been quite pleasant contrary to cribs when I met you. have a great trip n trek to the Himalayas
ReplyDeleteI sure hope so - will need the cold :)
Deleteaur jao dilli garmi mein. Humne toh warn bhi kiya tha, melting man ;-)! Cheeky post, Suresh!
ReplyDeleteMera koi choice nahin tha, Rachna! It is near impossible to trek in the Himalayas in winter :)
DeleteI was just pulling your leg. Of course, that is the only time that you can go and trek in the Himalayas. And Delhi's winters are another problem anyway :). There is no place like Bangalore. Try trekking up Nandi hills :-P.
DeleteI love Delhi winters - my resistance to cold is a byword among my acquanitances :)
DeleteOhh cmon ! You met such pretty bloggers here and Delhi has been giving you her version of pleasant evenings for the past 2 days :P BTW imbibing enough of the golden liquid keeps you away from dehydration :P
ReplyDeletePleasant means something like 8-10 degrees lesser for a Bangalorean :) Though I must admit that today looks promising with a heavy cloud cover.
DeleteEnjoyed the word play.
ReplyDeleteGreat! You noticed the word-play in full!
DeleteThe Himalayas will soon give you an image make-over Suresh;then you can have your pick!!!!
ReplyDeleteBeen doing this for the last 7 years Indu and the image make-over seems to be driving more and more people away :)
DeleteHave an ice cream - a whole triple sunday, by yourself. It will help
ReplyDeleteA triple-sundae? By the time I finish off the first third and other two-thirds would probably be flowing down my elbow :)
DeleteReally You have Melted a lot in Delhi :D
ReplyDeleteThe moisture I lent to the Delhi atmosphere has converted to a cloud-cover today :)
DeleteThe post is very interesting because of the subtle yet lovely sense of humour with some good words.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kajal!
Delete:) :) :) Hope you survive the melting pot of Humans and Humanity and come back whole.
ReplyDeleteDelhi is still not done with me :) A couple of days to go still :)
DeleteHave fun refreezing :D
ReplyDeleteJust about time - leaving tomorrow for the refreezing operations :)
DeleteI am sure you'll will return to your original form once you've reached the Himalayas. That is what usually happens to Delhi folks in winter.
ReplyDeleteAh! This time the mountains melted :)
DeleteI hope you come back resembling more of the 'wildest dream humanoid' that you have conjured up in your mind. Trek eh? Where to?
ReplyDeleteBlasphemous Aesthete
That was way back in June! It was intended to be Roopkund but we got stuck in the Uttaranchal disaster and had to abort the trek.
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